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They All Cheat

Have you ever sat down and thought about all your relationships? If you have, then maybe you’ve noticed a bit of a pattern. Every woman you’ve ever been even remotely serious about…has ended up cheating on you.

You Are Never Angry

And maybe at first you, were upset by it. But the more times it happens, the less upset you become. At this point, you’re probably even curious about what your girlfriends do when you’re not around. But since most women think that their men would be angry if they fucked around (and, believe me, a *real* man would be), they’re probably not going to tell you the truth. You’ll just be left with fantasies, and those alone are not very fulfilling at all, are they?

You Need A Phone Girlfriend

That’s why you need me. You know, as your phone girlfriend. See, unlike most women you meet, I already know that you secretly jerk off to fantasies about being cheated on, so I’ll have no reason to hide my extra-curricular activities from you. I have absolutely zero problem with doing whatever I like and then telling you all about it later.

Who knows? You might even get lucky enough that I’ll invite you along with me when I go to visit one of my lovers. You’ll never know the perks of being a cuckold with a cheating girlfriend until you get one for yourself. So what you need to do is get your phone and give me a call. I’m always looking for new cucky boyfriends to add to my stable!

*kisses*

Phone Sex Masturbatrix Sophia

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