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Hello there today is movie review day, we had some very good picks last week. “Art of War 2″ and “College Road Trip”, and I did sneak in “Made of Honor”. I did have one of my devoted write up the review for the “Art of War 2″, cant wait for all you sissy sluts and chronic strokers to read it. This way you will know exactly how you should address your Goddess and how you should do assignments when told. He is the perfect pet and his training is going so well. All of you sorry pathetic losers have something to learn from him.

Movie Review: By Pet Billy

Good morning my Goddess…I hope you got some good rest…I sure enjoyed being nakie with you last night while I was in the hot tub watching this flick…mmmm…very good feelings indeed.  Okay here is my take on the Art of War 2.  The highlights were some kick ass martial art scenes, some good political skulduggery and plot turns, some cool computer technology, and in the end the bad guys get what they deserve. However, I found this movie severely lacking in several areas.  There was barely any love interests or gratuitous sex to give this movie some extra sizzle…though there were opportunities to do so.  There were some old friends who were there to help out, but just not enough character developmentto really identify and feel for the characters.  Way too many good people were killed off, so in the end even the victory seemed a bit empty.  Now there was some brief references sure to please your sissy sluts and pantie boys…but just not enough to bring about satisfaction.   As to that, in the beginning there is a funeral for “mother” who apparently was a cross-dressing secret agent dude…which would have been perfect to have seen some screen shots in drag…but once again…lacking!  There was one brief shot of a gorgeous babe walking by in a hot pink bikini…oh what a lovely ass on that babe, but do we see any more???? nope!  Finally, Wesley had opportunities to take advantage of the leading lady…but perhaps he’s too old or good now?  We do get to see her nice curvy outline as she awakens one morning, after an “almost” encounter with our hero… but truly the sexy action was lacking and there was little sexual tension between the two.  In the end the plot was a depressing and old story of political corruption at the hands of corporate greed…. hey don’t we see this everyday in the newspaper and on the TV news???   One sissy stick for “mother” …. one panty sniff for the lady in hot pink….and one leather paddle for the good ass kickin by Wesley, but that’s about it.  The one hour and 43 minutes would have been much better spent on the phone with my goddess…hehehe…(which is always the case anyhow :D)

Love Your Pet Billy:)

So as Billy says the “Art of War 2″ could be a hit or miss for you, if you like the martial arts and such then it might be worth watching. Me I give the movie 6 leather paddles for just bad ass-ness. Enjoy it.

Ok “College Road Trip” a good G rated movie so everyone an enjoy, the humor was kiddish and the plot kinda generic, but come on Martin Lawrence is fantastic and funny, and him playing a Dad to the little Cosby (Oliva) chick. Just awesome this is a must see and I give it 8 fairy wings for all you darling sissy girls that just love to see what all the young girls are wearing these days. Awesome rendition of “double dutch bus”, Raven-Symone does a fantastic job, now that’s really old school. Enjoy:) Oh and Donnie Osmond and his crazy daughter are so hilarious, I thought i would pee my pants. So FUNNY!!

Finally I did get a chance to watch “Maid of Honor” with McSteamy, a typical love story for all my sissy romantics and great stroking material with all the fine chicks for my major strokers. Just a typical love story about boy meets girl, boy and girl remain friends, boy figures out he loves girl when girl is taken by some one else. So there for the game is on to get girl for himself. Bada bump hehe. Beautiful New York in the spring and summer and beautiful Scottland. So worthy of 10 sissy sticks for looks and love, enjoy.

Ok see all of you Sunday at 8pm to discuss “Art of War 2″ and “College Road Trip”. My Next week picks for Wednesday October 1, are “88 minutes” Al Pacino and a cast of young up and coming Hollywood. The previews make it look like an awesome thriller, and pick #2 is “Snow Angels” only familiar name was Kate Beckinsale, so this one is a wait and see. Look forward to talking to all of you on Sunday, and don’t forget to comment on my “Tag Along Sissy Day”, and don’t I mean don’t forget to VOTE for our sites to keep your number one Goddess on top of the charts.

Ta Ta For Now Bitches

Empress Sophia

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Hello there all my  Pets, Stroker’s and Sissy girlie’s, Your Goddess is doing great. I made it through the tropical storm. No damage and no real bad flooding. So your Goddess is perfect as usual. So I have been away from the phones for a day or so. Everyone is welcome to write a comment on my blog thanking goodness that your Goddess is in awesome shape.

One week away, and your Goddess will be another year older, or younger, cause I don’t feel any older and everyone knows I don’t look any older! So I will be celebratingmy birthday in Community Chat next Tuesday the 26 th, come on in and wish me a happy birthday. I will post the time here in my next post, come one come all wish your Goddess a very specialday. Keep up with my blog so that you will always know whats going on with your super Goddess. And don’t forget to spoil, spoil and spoil me some more.

I have been keeping track of all the perfect little Pet’s and all of you know who you are, you have been perfectly serving your Goddess. Keep up the good work. You know that i deserve all and everything should be given to your Goddess. And Ive been most certainly been keeping up with all you pathetic little losers that have been slacking on the job and yes your job is taking care of your Goddess. So get busy losers.

I must say i have been enjoying my stroker buddies and my nylon sluts, we have had an awesome month and it only keeps getting better. The sunshine and fun continues even though we had a very bad storm, I am keeping my tan up and have enjoyed the beach quite often. I love watching the beach candy, I might have to forward calls one day to my birthday blackberry and talk all you stroker boys through all the tight asses and lovely bikinis on the beach. Oh my what fun that would be. Till next time…..

Ta Ta For Now Bitches

Empress Sophia

800-356-6169