Empress Sophia’s (Bf’s) Review of “After Sex”

“After Sex” takes us into the bedroom of several couples to reveal their “discourse after intercourse.” Now this movie at times is painfully close to the truth…the awkward moments, the “what did I just do?” moments, and even getting to the real feelings (good and bad). Sometimes “reality” in movies can be a little annoying…like “damn I really hate that person!..” 

The characters in our story struggle with the confusion between love and sex…most just want sex…lol…but is that really all they want?  It was interesting to see them contend with this dilemma and clarify their feelings, although it is all too easy to identify with them and feel the stress too. 

Another problem with this movie is that there is virtually no nudity… a big no no for a movie with “sex” in the title!  (psst… there are some hot underwear scenes tho… no matter your orientation!). Although points of the movie were sensually teasing and showed some sensual domination moments it still fell short of any hardcore fem dom situations. I was on the verge of giving a partial limp dick rating because this movie was a bit too irritating (ummm do we really like talking after sex???….lol), no nudity, and a bit jumpy between the stories…however, I particularly enjoyed the last couple. 

This last vignette, which was quite silly…had  me in stitches with laughter. This last scene turned out to be a real mind fuck…which I think aptly describes the many “games” that go with love and sex in today’s society. There also was one really good description early on calling love  “a guessing game …like diving into a pool of water where you don’t know if its shallow or deep…if its too shallow you will hurt your head and become paralyzed, but if it’s deep…,” I liked this comparison.  So overall, the movie gets 3 stiffies for some good, honest conversation and great laughs and a lil limpy dickie for not enough sex!!

Stubbiee’s Review of “After Sex”

‘After Sex’ looks at the complexity and simplicity of sex as told by eight different couples. The movie is presented in screenplay skits and the cast of relative unknown actors gives the movie a certain candor. We eavesdrop upon various people in that unique moment when the last vestiges of our defenses are let down; after sex.

Is this really the best time for serious discussions about any subject? It may be for some; proves not to be for others. The various couples philosophize, struggle with gender preference, and reminisce during those moments of vulnerability that we feel only during this very special time.

From fumbling first timers to homophobic frat boys, all ponder who we are and why do we do what we do.  Some come to realize how involved even casual sex can become.

You probably will identify with at least one of these couples depending upon your particular experiences and personal preferences.  With the exception of a strictly sadomasochistic relationship, just about every combination of sexual interaction is portrayed. We see only simulated sex, not even a nip-slip, and the movie focuses upon the post coital conversations and repercussions. Despite all our differences, we all want the same thing under the sheets. Or do we?  After all, it’s ok with your uncle if you think he is your cousin!

Personally, I found the last skit the most amusing and say three sissy sticks for the movie’s premise and candid acting.  The subtle musical track is nicely scored too. Listen for it.

A few Words From Your Mistress

Hello there! I hope everyone is enjoying the movie picks so far. I’m finding the reviews to be point on and very well written. So a big thank you to my one and only and of course Stubbiee for being such great movie critics.

Don’t forget to grab your popcorn and sweets and head on over to the adult-chat room so that we can spend some Saturday chill time together. We always meet around 6 pm eastern. See you there!

This week is going to be so much fun. What I have decided to to for a few weeks is to watch earlier made versions of a movie then watch the updated version. So this weeks pick is the 1960 version of ” Little Shop of Horrors”. This one can’t be bad at all if it has Jack Nicholson in it. I can’t wait! And next week will be the 1986 version starring Rick Moranis.

So you don’t forget about movie time you can sign up for my yahoo group and get invitations to special events. When you sign up you will get reminders of all of my awesome sexy events. Go to my “Calling Your Mistress” page right here on my blog to find out more information and how to sign up.

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We will begin with your sissy spa day’s, you know the days you go to the spa and get all the icky hair gone. Getting exfoliated is a must for sissy boys like you, have to make sure that skin is to die for. A lot of soaking and making sure your all relaxed for the waxing sessions. Waxing can be very traumatic the fist time so be sure to carry one of your sissy boyfriends with you to hold your girlie hand. And remember to not cry like a girl, *giggles* or ok you can cry like a girl. After getting all that nasty manly appearance gone we can start with some really beautiful make-up. All sissy boys need lipstick, eyeliner, lip-liner, mascara and pretty pink and blue eye shadow. So get you pen and paper out and take down the list.

You will also be needing to shape for that perfect outfit, but I think we can save that for our next post. Get yourself ready sissy’s, we are going for a hellava summer ride. You might even get to enjoy some sweet denial by your number one cock tease ME!

Ta Ta For Now Bitches

Empress Sophia

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Well for starters you have to give in and give all to your Goddess, that means everything. If you do not walk the line of a good sissy slut slave we will be wasting our time. And as we all know my time is very valuable. So don’t be a shit and waste it.

I will teach you first how to be the perfect little sissy, dressing you up and all. Making sure your make-up is perfect at all times and your dress is without any wrinkles. You do have to be perfect to be in my Sissy Slut World. So count yourself lucky if you are invited in for the first round of training. To get an invite you must email me with a good pleading begging essay that reflects your need to be mine.

After the dress and your make-up its off to etiquette classes for you. You have to learn how to be the perfect little lady, all my sissy slut lovers enjoy being taught how to be the perfect sissy. And if your asking is there sex involved *giggles* almost never, you need to read Ms. Amanda’s and I www.orgasmdenialblog.com  then you will see what I mean.

Well that’s all for now my little sissy slut pet’s, see you next week when we will be discussing all the neat little things we can and will do. Oh almost forgot my picks for this Wednesday’s movie review will be “Eagle Eye” and and oldie but goody “Forest Gump” I only pick this one to review because it seems that some of you are Gumpin your way through life, and your not that lucky. So get off your ass and get back on track by keeping up with my work schedule.

Ta Ta For Now Bitches

Empress Sophia

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Movie Review: By Pet Billy

Good morning my Goddess…I hope you got some good rest…I sure enjoyed being nakie with you last night while I was in the hot tub watching this flick…mmmm…very good feelings indeed.  Okay here is my take on the Art of War 2.  The highlights were some kick ass martial art scenes, some good political skulduggery and plot turns, some cool computer technology, and in the end the bad guys get what they deserve. However, I found this movie severely lacking in several areas.  There was barely any love interests or gratuitous sex to give this movie some extra sizzle…though there were opportunities to do so.  There were some old friends who were there to help out, but just not enough character developmentto really identify and feel for the characters.  Way too many good people were killed off, so in the end even the victory seemed a bit empty.  Now there was some brief references sure to please your sissy sluts and pantie boys…but just not enough to bring about satisfaction.   As to that, in the beginning there is a funeral for “mother” who apparently was a cross-dressing secret agent dude…which would have been perfect to have seen some screen shots in drag…but once again…lacking!  There was one brief shot of a gorgeous babe walking by in a hot pink bikini…oh what a lovely ass on that babe, but do we see any more???? nope!  Finally, Wesley had opportunities to take advantage of the leading lady…but perhaps he’s too old or good now?  We do get to see her nice curvy outline as she awakens one morning, after an “almost” encounter with our hero… but truly the sexy action was lacking and there was little sexual tension between the two.  In the end the plot was a depressing and old story of political corruption at the hands of corporate greed…. hey don’t we see this everyday in the newspaper and on the TV news???   One sissy stick for “mother” …. one panty sniff for the lady in hot pink….and one leather paddle for the good ass kickin by Wesley, but that’s about it.  The one hour and 43 minutes would have been much better spent on the phone with my goddess…hehehe…(which is always the case anyhow )

Love Your Pet Billy:)

So as Billy says the “Art of War 2″ could be a hit or miss for you, if you like the martial arts and such then it might be worth watching. Me I give the movie 6 leather paddles for just bad ass-ness. Enjoy it.

Ok “College Road Trip” a good G rated movie so everyone an enjoy, the humor was kiddish and the plot kinda generic, but come on Martin Lawrence is fantastic and funny, and him playing a Dad to the little Cosby (Oliva) chick. Just awesome this is a must see and I give it 8 fairy wings for all you darling sissy girls that just love to see what all the young girls are wearing these days. Awesome rendition of “double dutch bus”, Raven-Symone does a fantastic job, now that’s really old school. Enjoy:) Oh and Donnie Osmond and his crazy daughter are so hilarious, I thought i would pee my pants. So FUNNY!!

Finally I did get a chance to watch “Maid of Honor” with McSteamy, a typical love story for all my sissy romantics and great stroking material with all the fine chicks for my major strokers. Just a typical love story about boy meets girl, boy and girl remain friends, boy figures out he loves girl when girl is taken by some one else. So there for the game is on to get girl for himself. Bada bump hehe. Beautiful New York in the spring and summer and beautiful Scottland. So worthy of 10 sissy sticks for looks and love, enjoy.

Ok see all of you Sunday at 8pm to discuss “Art of War 2″ and “College Road Trip”. My Next week picks for Wednesday October 1, are “88 minutes” Al Pacino and a cast of young up and coming Hollywood. The previews make it look like an awesome thriller, and pick #2 is “Snow Angels” only familiar name was Kate Beckinsale, so this one is a wait and see. Look forward to talking to all of you on Sunday, and don’t forget to comment on my “Tag Along Sissy Day”, and don’t I mean don’t forget to VOTE for our sites to keep your number one Goddess on top of the charts.

Ta Ta For Now Bitches

Empress Sophia

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One week away, and your Goddess will be another year older, or younger, cause I don’t feel any older and everyone knows I don’t look any older! So I will be celebratingmy birthday in Community Chat next Tuesday the 26 th, come on in and wish me a happy birthday. I will post the time here in my next post, come one come all wish your Goddess a very specialday. Keep up with my blog so that you will always know whats going on with your super Goddess. And don’t forget to spoil, spoil and spoil me some more.

I have been keeping track of all the perfect little Pet’s and all of you know who you are, you have been perfectly serving your Goddess. Keep up the good work. You know that i deserve all and everything should be given to your Goddess. And Ive been most certainly been keeping up with all you pathetic little losers that have been slacking on the job and yes your job is taking care of your Goddess. So get busy losers.

I must say i have been enjoying my stroker buddies and my nylon sluts, we have had an awesome month and it only keeps getting better. The sunshine and fun continues even though we had a very bad storm, I am keeping my tan up and have enjoyed the beach quite often. I love watching the beach candy, I might have to forward calls one day to my birthday blackberry and talk all you stroker boys through all the tight asses and lovely bikinis on the beach. Oh my what fun that would be. Till next time…..

Ta Ta For Now Bitches

Empress Sophia

800-356-6169