Oh, wow. You weren’t lying when you said you had a small dick, were you? I’m almost tempted to ask you if you were in an accident or something. That is one incredibly small cock!
I’m not sure what you expect me to do with it, honestly. It’s really only good for humiliation. I’m pretty sure it can provide me with some good laughs for a long time. But anything else? Nah, it’s useless. I mean, I can’t even torment it because I doubt you’d really feel anything, as small as it is. And that is most unfortunate.
But lucky for both of us, I enjoy small dick humiliation. I like laughing at men’s worthless little erections and telling them just how pathetic they really are. And not only do I enjoy it, but I’m also very, very good at it!
So go ahead and sit back and get comfortable. You’re going to be here a while if you want to hear about all the ways you don’t measure up to the real men I know. And believe me, I refuse to pull any punches or sugarcoat anything here, so you’ll get to hear about it in full, excruciating detail!
Oh, I absolutely can’t wait to engage in some SPH phone sex with you. It’s one of my favorite ways to humiliate men, after all. You’ll be begging me to do it to you and then thanking me for the privilege of having your cock insulted. That’s just the way I roll.
**Kisses*
Phone Sex Masturbatrix Sophia
Hello Mistress Sophia. This is my first time leaving a comment on your blog and I couldn’t be more thrilled than put in my two inches…er I mean two “cents” on the topic of having a small dick.
My name is little peg and I was led to your post due to a tweet from my wonderful Mistress Erika.
In a flash I popped over here, not wishing to miss an opportunity to confess my little secret to yet another LDW Mistress.
I joke of course, with my “two inch” pun…I’m nearly twice that size! But given the fact that I’ve learned of many Mistresses disdain of fractions, we will round down to a more practical number and stick with three.
Mistress Sophia I’ll tell you it’s difficult to stick “anything” with three, but that’s the hand I’ve been dealt. No biggie…literally, but no complaints.
Embrace the challenge, I say.
And often.
Although since Mistress Erika has me locked daily and on a strict “Rewards Program” it comes as no surprise that it’s difficult to come to grips with my predicament.
I must admit I am submitting this missive with some trepidation. I am somewhat of a delicate flower and may wilt under a more harsh Mistress.
However as I mentioned, it would be unfortunate to pass up the opportunity to express myself on a small penis blog post. I compensate with long blog comments, I suppose, to make up for being underendowed in the undies…( or is that “puny in the panties”?)
Thank you Mistress Sophia for letting me go on at length but when it comes to my little peanut…oops, Mistress Erika’s little peanut, I never shortchange myself…it’s already been done!
Mistress Erika surely has you trained well pet! Take care of that peanut!
I also have a small penis. I don’t know if my situation is any different. I’m a black guy that only measured 3 1/2 inches erect. I can’t begin to tell you the number of times my ex-girlfriends cheated on me. Other men had more sex with my girlfriends than I EVER had with them.
I’m 4 inches and I love my dick! I’ve only had one ex-GF that let me know it was a lot smaller than she expected. Her ex BF had a 10-inch cock. I met him, I’m taller than him, but his cock was extremely obvious to see stuffed down his leg.
You have to love it Elbert! It will bring you and your alone tons of pleasure. You must love it! xoxo