Hey, guys, I want to talk to you about guided masturbation today! But before I do that, I want to back up a little bit and let you guys know what’s been going on with me lately.
As you may have noticed, my trip this summer ended up turning into an extended hiatus/vacation for me. I’ve really been enjoying traveling the country, visiting friends, sometimes having exciting sexytimes, and otherwise just having fun. I’ve been a lot of new places and seen many different faces. It’s been great. It’s been educational. And it’s been full of assorted hijinx that I know you guys will love hearing about.
Hence, today’s post.
Jerking Off In The Apple Orchard
I’ve been up north the past week or so because the fall colors are beautiful here, and we don’t really have a fall like that in Florida. Not to speak of, anyway. So I’ve been seeing gorgeous leaves, drinking pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider, wearing scarves and knee-high boots, and just basically going nuts, loving the fall here.
Yesterday, I took a day trip with a friend to an apple orchard. We decided we were going to go apple-picking, so we set off to do just that. While we were wandering around, deep within the orchard, we noticed a man loitering around suspiciously. We didn’t think too much of it, but we did find it odd that he was just…hanging around like that.
Well, it turned out this guy had a plan. I don’t know if he wanted to scare us off or entice us or what, but at some point, he pulled out his dick and started stroking.
Naturally, me being me, I was not put off in the least. In fact, I started laughing because it was funny to me. Totally absurd that some dude would be jacking it in the apple orchard, lol!
Small Penis Humiliation And Guided Masturbation
Of course, his dick was small. Why is it I never get accosted randomly by guys with big ones? It’s always those who qualify for small penis humiliation who want to expose themselves to random women.
Aaaaanyway…I looked at him and laughed. So did my friend. To his credit, even though we were laughing in his face, he kept frantically whacking it. When our laughter died down, I looked him right in the eye and said, “You know, it’d probably feel better if you slowed down and took your time with that tiny thing.”
He was shocked because he wasn’t expecting us to say anything. “What?” he asked.
“I said what I said. It’d feel better if you’d stop stroking so hard and take your time. Rub the precum into the underside of the head with your thumb. Alternate stroking hands. Don’t run so fast for the finish line that you forget to enjoy the journey there.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I ended up giving guided masturbation instructions to some random dude in an apple orchard, lol.
My friend and I took turns telling him how to jerk it and periodically making fun of him for having such a little one. He ended up cumming way sooner than he should’ve with this impromptu SPH and JOI session, and then he scurried off deeper into the orchard, never to be seen (by us) again. I think he was really embarrassed that he didn’t embarrass us!
So What Have You Been Up To Without Me?
So that’s what I’ve been up to lately. How about you? How have you been doing without me around? I hope you’re doing well and have been having fun. I really look forward to sharing some of my naughtier travel shenanigans with you when I return.
Until then, though, I hope you have a great fall! I know I certainly will. Talk to you soon!
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